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Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*cking lips!

Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!

I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!

After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.

After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.

(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.

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